ACTION | OPEN | MONDAY

[swarmoflies]

[Guess who is bumming around campus while all you other losers are actually attending classes? This girl, that's who. You may find her wandering the grounds, lounging in trees with a pilfered snack, tucked away in a corner of the school buildings, inspecting a stolen trinket, testing the locks on the dormitory room windows and peering in to check for valuables...the sky's the limit, really.]

[She'll be around all day, so whether you want to go chasing down the little truant or run into her between classes or have her face just appear in your dormitory window at an unfortunate moment, she's available for you.]

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[swarmoflies]

[She belatedly throws up her hands to guard her face when she hears the click-whirrrr of hi camera phone.]

Oy! No pictures, creepy! I don't wanna end up in your wankin' album!

[graveyardmoon]

[W O W WHAT

for a second he just stares at her in horrified disgust, too stunned and scandalized by that accusation to think of a good response.]

It--it is for identification, you loathsome little brat!

[congrats sette you totally flustered mr. perfect over here]

[swarmoflies]

[She's jumping to try and grab the phone away from him.]

Oh and for sure I believe a childlover like yerself! Give it back, 'fore I report you for pervin' on me backside!

[graveyardmoon]

[WOW FUCK YOU KID]

[he holds the phone out of her reach with one hand, trying to hold her back with the other. he's got the high ground because she's still on the wrong side of the window, but we'll see how long that lasts]

I changed my mind, I am going to report you!

[swarmoflies]

[She starts climbing up him to reach the phone - slow going for sure but what are you going to do.]

Just try it! I'm sure they'd be real interested to learn you lured me here to try and pop me cherry! Oh, sorry, 'pluck the flower of me womanhood' is how you fancy knobends say it, yeah?

[graveyardmoon]

[TRY TO SHOVE HER BACK OUT THE WINDOW IS WHAT]

You are the most reprehensible little troll I have ever had the displeasure of meeting!

[infinitejustice]

[And just as chance should have it, the room's other occupant opens the door and walks in...and immediately pauses.]

...What...?

[And stares. He appears to be completely bewildered by the scene before him.]

[swarmoflies]

Just 'cause I wouldn't bed you? You better learn how to treat a lady, bucko!

[Looking past Artemis, she sees someone walk in. She shouts the next bit for his benefit.]

And maybe track down some pills because ain't nobody gonna be interested in such a tiny pecker!

[graveyardmoon]

[he realizes just a second too late that his roommate has walked in. He stops fighting with Sette, spinning away from the window to stare at Athrun in horror.]

[and then Sette says that and you can practically see him turn red under that Greek bronze of his]

Sh--she is grossly misrepresenting this situation!

[infinitejustice]

[He's not the only person in this room whose face is beet red right now. Athrun here tends to avoid sexual subjects and situations like the plague.]

D-Don't shout like that! You're just gonna draw attention! Keep it down!

[Guess who else is shouting?]

[swarmoflies]

I'll shout as much as I want! I want people t'know that he's a childlover with a cock like a pinkie finger!

[graveyardmoon]

[SETTE NO]

Would you shut up!

[he tries to restrain her and clamp a hand over her mouth so she'll stop SPOUTING OUTRAGEOUS LIES FOR FIVE SECONDS]

[to Athrun:] I caught her trying to rob us.

[infinitejustice]

[Fortunately for Artemis, Athrun is the kind of person who will listen to his roommate first. He's interested in a good relationship with the guy he's going to be sharing a room with until further notice.]

Wait, she was? What did she try -- wait, how did she even get in?

[swarmoflies]

[Sticking your hand near Sette's mouth is a grave mistake. She's a biter, and those teeth of hers are no joke - people have lost fingers to them. That's not happening to Artemis, but what is happening is that she's chomping down on his hand hard enough to draw blood - and then going for the window when he lets go because of the pain. Going to try and grab the phone on the way, too, if she can, but bailing definitely has priority here.]