ACTION | OPEN | MONDAY

[swarmoflies]

[Guess who is bumming around campus while all you other losers are actually attending classes? This girl, that's who. You may find her wandering the grounds, lounging in trees with a pilfered snack, tucked away in a corner of the school buildings, inspecting a stolen trinket, testing the locks on the dormitory room windows and peering in to check for valuables...the sky's the limit, really.]

[She'll be around all day, so whether you want to go chasing down the little truant or run into her between classes or have her face just appear in your dormitory window at an unfortunate moment, she's available for you.]

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[infinitejustice]

[And just as chance should have it, the room's other occupant opens the door and walks in...and immediately pauses.]

...What...?

[And stares. He appears to be completely bewildered by the scene before him.]

[swarmoflies]

Just 'cause I wouldn't bed you? You better learn how to treat a lady, bucko!

[Looking past Artemis, she sees someone walk in. She shouts the next bit for his benefit.]

And maybe track down some pills because ain't nobody gonna be interested in such a tiny pecker!

[graveyardmoon]

[he realizes just a second too late that his roommate has walked in. He stops fighting with Sette, spinning away from the window to stare at Athrun in horror.]

[and then Sette says that and you can practically see him turn red under that Greek bronze of his]

Sh--she is grossly misrepresenting this situation!

[infinitejustice]

[He's not the only person in this room whose face is beet red right now. Athrun here tends to avoid sexual subjects and situations like the plague.]

D-Don't shout like that! You're just gonna draw attention! Keep it down!

[Guess who else is shouting?]

[swarmoflies]

I'll shout as much as I want! I want people t'know that he's a childlover with a cock like a pinkie finger!

[graveyardmoon]

[SETTE NO]

Would you shut up!

[he tries to restrain her and clamp a hand over her mouth so she'll stop SPOUTING OUTRAGEOUS LIES FOR FIVE SECONDS]

[to Athrun:] I caught her trying to rob us.

[infinitejustice]

[Fortunately for Artemis, Athrun is the kind of person who will listen to his roommate first. He's interested in a good relationship with the guy he's going to be sharing a room with until further notice.]

Wait, she was? What did she try -- wait, how did she even get in?

[swarmoflies]

[Sticking your hand near Sette's mouth is a grave mistake. She's a biter, and those teeth of hers are no joke - people have lost fingers to them. That's not happening to Artemis, but what is happening is that she's chomping down on his hand hard enough to draw blood - and then going for the window when he lets go because of the pain. Going to try and grab the phone on the way, too, if she can, but bailing definitely has priority here.]