ACTION | OPEN | MONDAY

[swarmoflies]

[Guess who is bumming around campus while all you other losers are actually attending classes? This girl, that's who. You may find her wandering the grounds, lounging in trees with a pilfered snack, tucked away in a corner of the school buildings, inspecting a stolen trinket, testing the locks on the dormitory room windows and peering in to check for valuables...the sky's the limit, really.]

[She'll be around all day, so whether you want to go chasing down the little truant or run into her between classes or have her face just appear in your dormitory window at an unfortunate moment, she's available for you.]

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[swarmoflies]

's comfortable up here. And I don't gotta deal with wankers like you.

[diethedesu]

I'm really quite personable when you get to know me.

[swarmoflies]

That so?

[She takes another big bite of the apple.]

Well you'll have to excuse me if I don't go lickin' yer arse on account of your lofty position, like you're used to.

[diethedesu]

You must have a very different experience with hall monitors than I have had being ONE.

My goal here isn't respect, fake or otherwise, just getting everyone where they need to BE.

[swarmoflies]

I'm quite happy where I am. Won't be needin' your services. You can feck off now.

[diethedesu]

Were you planning to sleep up THERE?

[swarmoflies]

'course not. But I can find me own way back to me dorm easy enough. Don't need your help.

[diethedesu]

May I ask, then, why you're attending school if you don't intend to go to CLASS?

[swarmoflies]

Class is for stupid bints what need learnin'. I don't. And I don't gotta answer to you. You ain't even the boss 'round here.

[diethedesu]

Nonetheless, you're a student here, and I've been entrusted by the administration to enforce the RULES.

This is your last chance to come down before I come UP.

[swarmoflies]

[Sette guffaws loudly.]

There ain't nothing you could do to me wouldn't be worth the sight of your prissy behind climbin' a tree.

[She isn't going anywhere.]