Monday

[diethedesu]

[It's the start of a new semester. That means confusion, disorder, chaos. There's only one person with no social life the mindset and authority to keep her fellow students in line and organized.]

[Dlanor can be found all over the school today, giving directions, giving polite but firm reminders not to run/horse around/use superpowers, running papers for teachers, and generally being a helpful little nerd. She's somehow even projecting her little monotone voice over the general havoc, helped by her weird emphasis.]

Excuse me, are you LOST? I can help if you show me your SCHEDULE.

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[swarmoflies]

[Sette looks up. She's been standing by the edge of the hall, watching students come and go, and lifting small items off of them when the opportunity presents itself. She has no intention of actually attending classes, but it seems as good a time as any to case the joint, so to speak.]

No. Piss off.

[Incidentally, her tail is right out in the open, sticking through a hole in the back of her jeans. That's probably a rule violation, right?]

[diethedesu]

[Dlanor looks her over, and compares her to the records she'd spent most of yesterday going over.]

You're new this YEAR. I should let you know that you should cover your TAIL. Glamor doesn't always work PERFECTLY.

[swarmoflies]

I didn't come halfway across the world to a poncy school for magic folks so I could shove me tail down my trousers like always. I'm letting it air out.

[breepbreepbreep]

[Ah, yes, the hall monitor. The closest thing to a perfect agent of order the student body has. Anthony has nothing but respect for Dlanor, having watched her grow into monitorship. He's almost proud!

The reason he's around the halls instead of as well as getting ready in his classroom is to hand Dlanor a few things he... has a feeling she'll need. A stack of printed personal schedules, some map pamphlets, an extra whistle, a bottle of water, and a banana, all in a plastic bag.]

Never an easy job to try to corral this many students this early in the semester, hm?

[diethedesu]

[Oh wow, that looks very helpful. Also nutritious.]

If it was an easy job, I'm sure someone else could do IT. Thank you very MUCH.

[wheretheresacrop]

It is good to see you once more, Dlanor A. Knox. How many foolish new fools are there for us to discipline this semester?

[Technically, Franziska is not a hall monitor. But only technically.]

[diethedesu]

Miss Von Karma. It's good to see you.

[She checks over her notes to answer literally and precisely. It's what Franziska would want to hear, obviously.]

There are at least eight new students this SEMESTER. However, this list is not necessarily up to DATE.

[soundslikehighmay]

Do you know where the MacGraw building is?

[That's where they teach Galactic History.]

[diethedesu]

If you go down the stairs to your right and out the doors, it's directly across the COURT.

[She thinks. There were other things taught in that building...]

Unless there is any sort of spatial DISTORTION. In that case it might be to the right or the left INSTEAD.

[angelicspear]

Oh, it's good to see you being your usual helpful self.

[Dlanor could be a bit too strict sometimes, but her heart's always in the right place.]

[diethedesu]

Charity. It's good to see you as WELL.

[Dlanor smiles the closest she gets to a non-bloodthirsty smile. It's good to be appreciated once in a while.]

[worldcup]

Playing hall monitor again this year, Dlanor?

[ She's just wandering around the halls before classes start, honestly. Of course, she does have to make an appointment with the infirmary on her first day as was the usual tradition, but killing time like this isn't half bad either. ]

[diethedesu]

This is my official position, Ilyasviel. The same as it was last YEAR.

[losingherhead]

[Celty has concluded that authority figures are very intense, determined individuals. Cops were scarily unwavering enough. But hall monitors... That was a whole new threat.

All in all, authority was very scary indeed. Which is one of many reasons Celty looks like she's practically jumping out of her uniform in fear when she hears that monotone voice.]

Thank you, Ms. Knox, but I'm just trying to just a feel for my new classes.

[Which basically means she's a little lost but ahahahaha everything is okay and fine please don't send her to detention ahahahahaha.]

[diethedesu]

[What's your game, you rogue.]

If you need help I can escort you to CLASS.

[unidentifiedandfantastic]

[While she should be in class, math seemed boring. Actually, all of the classes sounded boring. So Nue's just wandering the halls, clearly amused by all the poor confused people and all the chaos of the first day of the term.

What's more amusing is having someone approach her, asking if she needed help. She had to try not to burst into laughter.]

Lost? No, this is the HALLWAY, isn't it?

[Why yes, she happens to be doing a near perfect imitation of the hall monitor's voice.]

[diethedesu]

...

[This person's new. Which would explain why the mockery is just slightly off.]

You aren't in CLASS. Is there a reason for THAT?

[starlightheart]

[At some point or another, she'll find a teacher drifting along her way, noticing all of this, and she laughs a little nervously upon approach.]

It's very good to see you helping out...! But you know, it's all right to go along with the flow of the rest of the students, right?

[diethedesu]

Of course, Ms. Takamachi. I'll head to class as soon as I'm sure everyone else has arrived at THEIRS.

[It's a very serious responsibility, you know.]

[cant_breathe_no_heir]

[Excuse you, there are two people with no social lives on this campus, and the other one... is not being nearly as productive. Silly Equius.

He looked up at her curiously. He'd been sitting in one of the many hallways, pouring over a number of textbooks at the same time so as to gain the most knowledge about Earth culture as he could in this short time. Either through reading them all, or possibly osmosis.]

Hmm. [was that a tiny growl?] No, I'm fine.

[diethedesu]

...this is a fire HAZARD.

[sageofwisdom]

[When Dlanor offers to help Zelda of all people...find her classroom, the tall blonde just has to smile and shake her head.]

Are you just offering to help everyone, Dlanor?

[diethedesu]

I APOLOGIZE. Sometimes I just begin to repeat myself.

[jekyllandheidi]

[Heidi was pretty content skipping down the hall and is pretty surprised to have that interrupted. She quickly screeches to a halt, blinking for a moment.]

Hmmmm... Maybe later! I was hoping to look 'round the campus some more!

[diethedesu]

Do you have your schedule YET?